• Daniel Vollaro

Atomic Christian

A night at an airport hotel with my daughter. A window into into the sad, irreconcilable, sometimes hopeful soul of America

I started to write something snarky about Atomic Christian’s t-shirt just now, but I erased it. What right do I have to criticize his fashion sense or his enthusiasm for Jesus? He is no threat to me. I know some science teachers who would be howling about the symbolism of that shirt if they had seen it. These fanatics are anti-science, they would say. No wonder so many conservative Christians are climate change deniers. But I am ambivalent. I will give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that his provocative choice in casual wear has never once compromised his ability to keep the power plant running, or whatever it was he said he did for the nuclear power industry.

I met Atomic Christian last summer at the Howard Johnson hotel, two miles from Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson Airport. I had arrived at the hotel only reluctantly after a stressful and ultimately doomed travel day, with my seven-year-old daughter in tow. We were on our way to visit my parents in the Adirondack Mountains, but our flight was cancelled, and the next flight wouldn’t arrive in Albany until 2 a.m. Because I did not want to make my parents drive the airport after midnight, I opted to spend the night in a bargain-rate airport hotel room and fly out on an early flight the next morning.

I am not a hotel snob. I am a thoroughly unabashed middle class person, comfortable in economy class seats and behind the wheel of my gray Honda Civic sedan. Hotels are merely utilitarian weigh stations in my world. I expect little from them. But even with such meager expectations, this hotel was especially sad and disorienting. The building itself is old, brown, and dull. Upon first sighting it from the window of the airport shuttle, I flashed back to the 70s, when I was a kid sitting in the back seat of the family station wagon on the six-hour-drive from our home in New Jersey to our family’s summer cabins in the Adirondack Mountains. I remember seeing Howard Johnson hotels from the highway. There were more of them back then, or so it seemed, and I remember fantasizing about stopping for the night in one. I imagined that our family of six would spread out in three spacious, gloriously air-conditioned rooms, and that each of us—my two sisters, my little brother, and me—would stretch out in our own big, king-sized bed. There would be a sun-drenched Olympic-sized pool waiting for us, with throngs of children splashing around and cannon-balling from the diving board while our parents lounged nearby sipping cocktails.

We never stopped. Not once.

I paid for a room with two double beds—$72. For my daughter, who had last slept in a hotel room in Disney World when she was four years old and could not recall the experience, this was an adventure, and a posh one. She was thrilled. I unzipped my suitcase, and out of the corner of my eye, I could see her grabbing for my cell phone. With skillful hands, she activated the camera and proceeded to film a video tour of the hotel room for my wife, pointing out the microwave oven and the coffee machine and the table and the lamp, all with breathless enthusiasm. She could not believe that all of these wonderful appliances are actually here in our hotel room.

She claimed one of the beds for herself, the one closest to the bathroom and with the best angle on the television screen. Very strategic. I notice these things. My daughter is smart and calculating, and in moments like these, I cannot decide whether to be quietly proud of her or absolutely terrified of her Machiavellian cunning.

At 53, having spent many nights in dreary hotel rooms, I was a bit more jaded in my assessment of the experience. In the lobby downstairs, I had noticed the staff’s slack somnolence as they shuffled around me at a pace only slightly more animated than slow motion. They were practiced at the art of the half smile. I get it—minimum wage sucks—but their apathy pricked at the deeply repressed conservative in me. Look lively, I thought. Smile. A touch of snap-to customer service would be nice. Why can’t you be more like the cheerful, lively teens who work at Chick-fil-A? What happened to the American work ethic? Attention to detail? The esprit de corps that should accompany having a job to begin with?

Am I being too harsh, I wondered? The class warrior in me was ready with explanations for their torpor and disinterest—ready to defend and excuse—but then I thought, who am I to interpret the motivations of people I do not know? Why do cosmopolitan intellectuals like me always automatically extend the benefit of the doubt? Why are we so quick not to judge?

My inner liberal was wringing his hands again. Perhaps I am the one who needs to “check my privilege,” he fretted. Maybe I am being elitist to demand that the hotel staff be jocular, amiable, contented servants, practiced in the art of big smiles and customer service. Who am I to expect good service from such low-wage employees?

I will not speak of the pressed-in grime I saw in dark corners and in the nearly inch-wide space between the edge of the carpeting and the walls, or the fact that the guests did not smile at all, or the creepy abandoned-building feeling I experienced walking in those somberly-lit hallways.

The pool, which was ensconced in a gloomy courtyard at the center of the hotel, was smaller than I had imagined it would be. It was empty, looking sad and neglected, and I wondered if the greenish tint in the water came from the dim lighting or from profound neglect. I had seen this shade of green once before, in my neighborhood when I was a kid, in the pool of a family that was going through a nasty divorce.


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I rode the elevator down to the first floor and walked with my daughter to the restaurant, which we found almost completely empty at 6:30 p.m., except for two young black women sitting near the cash register watching a sitcom on TV. I assumed from their easy banter with the pregnant woman standing behind the cash register that they were all friends. I ordered a Philly Cheesesteak, and while she was tapping it into her screen, I made a comment about the cheesesteaks in Camden being better than Philly’s. She nodded, and I thought for just a moment that we had shared a moment of solidarity, but who knows for certain.

When the sandwiches were ready, I returned to the register to pay. When I shifted my weight to reach into my back pocket for my wallet, I could feel the soles of my shoes sticking to the carpet.

Back in the room, my daughter made her intentions known; she was quite specific about it. She wanted to sit on her bed, with her food. “You will sit on your bed Daddy,” she said, “and I will sit on mine.”

There was a wolffish, pleasure-seeking glint in her eyes, and I realized that this experience combined several of the big taboos in our household: Eating in front of the TV, eating in bed, hogging the remote. This was paradise for an only child who is constantly being told what not to do by the two adults in her life. I was smiling broadly when I said, in that slack, libertine tone that drives my wife crazy: “Sure honey. Go for it.”


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Somewhere in this dimly lit brown monolith, as yet unknown to me, Atomic Christian was sitting in a room with his wife, probably watching TV, along with the dozens of other strangers in the hotel, each of us ensconced in our identically furnished boxes. I am increasingly aware of my proximity to strangers these days. In my twenties and thirties, when I lived a more self-centered, self-involved existence, strangers were mostly invisible to me, mere shadows on the cave wall. But now, in my fifties, I can feel their ambivalent presence all around me. Waiting for the light to change at the intersection a half a mile from my house, for example, I can see them slouched in their cars in front of and behind me, looking bored or irritated or uncomfortable. A few are simply oblivious. Others are laughing at the radio or singing along to a song in their earbuds or talking on the phone. Everyone is sealed inside of their steel, glass, plastic, and rubber boxes. My neighborhood is itself an arrangement of boxes, and most of the people who live in them are strangers to me. Except for two, I have never seen the insides of their boxes. Logic would dictate that I should sometimes see some of my neighbors at the Kroger grocery store, which is just a quarter mile from my house, but I never do. Instead, I push my cart through the supermarket aisles in the midst of strangers, dozens of them. They reach for the neatly stacked display of honeydew melons or stand at the freezer door trying to pick out the right pint-sized carton of Cherry Garcia from among the dozens of other pint-sized containers of ice cream.

Strangers everywhere. I am swimming through life with strangers. Each of us has perfected our somnolent shuffling, our barely turned-up smiles, our well-rehearsed strategies for avoiding eye contact.

I now understand the persistent appeal of the zombie in American popular culture. It is the only metaphor for post-war America that feels exactly right.


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I met Atomic Christian the next morning while we were waiting outside on the sidewalk for the shuttle to the airport. He was standing there with his wife, and I struck up a conversation with him. They were from Alabama, in their late sixties I guessed, and quite fit. He said they were headed to Ecuador for a mission trip. I noticed his t-shirt immediately. It was simple and tantalizing—a nucleus orbited by electrons and neutrons—and at the center, tucked inside the nucleus, was a cross.

A few minutes into the conversation, I learned that he had retired from a long career in the nuclear power industry.

I was staring at the Jesus nucleus—I mean really staring at it, while at the same time trying not to stare. Something about it had short-circuited my capacity to think clearly. I felt compelled to decode it, to learn how these two incongruous symbols had been welded together like this. What intellectual alchemy had been summoned to make one coexist peacefully with the other.

I do not dislike Christians. I grew up among born agains, never one of their tribe entirely but certainly comfortable in their midst. I know their language. I know how they think. At their very best, they live their values in the world, and I respect that. Many try to make an honest imitation of Christ. But I am also unsettled by their oversized claims on American history. They are always trying to put their brand on America, always elbowing to the front of the culture like entitled children.

I kept the conversation light—travel plans, work, my daughter, Ecuador. There are subjects I would rather not open with strangers. My grandmother’s advice to avoid religion and politics in polite company is well heeded these days.

After a few minutes of this conversation, I was feeling pleased with myself, proud of my restraint and magnanimity. I was suddenly bullish about America. Maybe this multicultural country can work, I thought. Maybe it is working and I should get over my cynical self. People from different cultural, religious, and political groups can live peacefully side by side. We Americans are decent, good people at heart.

My sense of American decency was reinforced even further when the shuttle arrived, and the big group of travelers queued up to board the vehicle. We were near the front of the line and quickly found two seats near the front. When all the seats were taken, an older black woman walked on and seeing that there were no more free seats, she prepared to stand for the trip by reaching up to grab one of the plastic handholds. Seeing her, a young white man across the aisle from me stood up and offered his seat to her. Decency on display. I wonder, are these the Southern manners I keep hearing about? Is he perhaps military or ex-military? I have seen many such displays of chivalry and good manners from soldiers. Or is this truly a random act of kindness from a stranger?

When the shuttle arrived at the airport, we filed off, and I saw Alabama Christian couple again.

“Great to be an American,” Atomic Christian called out to me.

“Yes it is,” I agreed with genuine enthusiasm.

“Do you believe in Jesus, Our Lord?”

If it was possible to precisely measure the level of my American optimism—to actually hook me up to a machine with a gauge—you would have seen the needle tilt sharply from a “10” down towards a 1 or a 2. I knew it. I had sensed it from our earlier conversation, a desire on his part to witness to me. My instincts had been telling me that this man had evangelical intentions, and I was right. He couldn’t help himself. He was compelled.

And that was when Atomic Christian earned his nickname. Up until that moment, I was willing to ignore the t-shirt. None of us should be judged with finality for our t-shirts, or bumper stickers, or Facebook posts. They are, after all, only small performances, not the full measure of us. But the sidewalk evangelizing pushed me over the edge. I am inundated daily with sales pitches, advertising, spam, and robocalls, so much so that my mental environment is a sludgy sea of sly predation, mental midgetry, and false, bloated claims for my attention. His plea for my salvation was no less irritating than a spam ad for dick pills or a robocall asking me if I want to refinance my home.

I kept my cool. I replied truthfully, I “believe in God,” but then I let my profession of faith just hang out there. No Jesus. No Holy Spirit, No Good News. Just Yahweh in a plain brown wrapper, the same god worshipped by the Methodists, and the Catholics, and the Reform Jews, and the Episcopalians, with their female priests and their rainbow flags.

He wanted to say more. I could tell from his eager expression, the way he was leaning towards me. He almost certainly had a script for this occasion, some kind of ready response to my heathenish expression of faith, but his wife, to her credit, shot him a cease-and-desist look, and before anything more awkward could transpire, I grabbed my daughter’s hand and pulled her across the street and into the terminal, but not before shouting, “have a safe flight.”